I was listening to NPR on the way home and they were interviewing the Gulf Breeze Chief of Police. He said they're asking everyone there for a list of their next of kin. Shitballs, Cory! Good luck!
 

Meh. It's 6:30pm here and we still have power. Actually, getting kind of bored with the waiting around for it to go out. I'm in a brick house with steel shutters over the windows... I'm barely worried. It's not like I'm in a grass hut on the beach. The Weather Channel is getting a little excited and they blow this thing up becasue ppl want an excuse to get all gossipy.

The only thing I'm worried about is tornadoes.
 

I'll bet Home Depot hired that evil wizard in Africa to send over all those hurricanes. Or maybe Lowe's. Or maybe Home Depot and Lowe's are really the same thing. High five!