Like I said before if I have to see that damn Elf doll one more time I am going to kill someone.

You got Shane willing to help us make one of the gorist movies ever seen and you are worried about how a movie about you being friends with a cloth doll comes out?

Hmm, you've been eatin the granola to much lately buddy.

Anyway unless the new scene involves a large explosion and bloody doll body parts flying around then it ain't happening.

YOu know I have the exact address and could still direct them all to it tomorroww. Hmm?? or am I falling for some kind of weird publicity stunt?
 

Dude -- I think you should seriously look into the possibility that you may be schizophrenic.

Last week it was all: "Wah, the penguins are SOOO cute! Why do you want to kill the tiny puppies?! My vagina hurts! Wah!"

And now this. Well, if you do have a problem, you can talk to me about it here. I'll promise to keep it between me, you and everyone who reads this site. Promise.
 

That baby is gross and icky. I don't think you're a puppy eater. I don't think I could expect ERic to sit through a two hour movie about penquins and enjoy it. A 30 minute Animal Planet show, yes. A movie, no.
 

hey? Who wrote that above under my account. That wasn't me!!
 

see what I mean, schizo.

J -- yeah the movie was a bit much. I may not think baby penguins are exciting, but at least I dont want to have sex with them like some ppl I know *cough CJ! cough*
 

Are you going to eat that tiny baby?
Gross.
You're sick, you should get some help.
 

Mmmm ... babies.
 

Uh-oh. Steve's gonna be pissed if he sees you confusing schizophrenia and Dissociative Identity Disorder. That's one of his big pet peeves. Biiiiiiiiig pet peeves. As big as his foreskin. You are in truh-uh-buuullllle!
 

Listen, you pathologically depressive nipple suckers. You couldn't cry your way out of an obsessive compulsively bipoalor vagina. You probably wouldn't even know that you are in one with your severe anxiety disorder blocking your major occular reception, jackasses. You and your kind think mental cases like youselves are cronically hysterical, don't you? Why don't you go hide in your chemically imballanced closet and gorge your yourself on your own gross misconceptions and then vomit them back up, puppy fetus killers? I'd maim you to a pulp, if I didn't know you were allready clinically psycho, overreactive pig shlongs. Your hormone hyperactivity alone scares the shit out me.
 

omg, that was hilarious.
best comment ever.